The real story of Goldilocks and the three bears

Hi there!

When we were small kids, everyone of us listened to the story of GoldiLocks and the three bears... what? you don't? well, click on the link below and then follow reading the blog:

http://www.britishcouncil.org/kids-stories-goldilocks-popup.htm

Oh... a great story (it sucks...) ... but it's all FALSE! UNTRUE! LIARS! I know, yes, I KNOW the REAL STORY! Goldelicks' escape was not as easy as in the story above... the truth is that Daddy Bear catched GoldiLocks, Mummy Bear took her scissors out of her pocket, and then Baby Bear could eat well that day... but the question is... what did he eat? and the answer is... this!

Here is the proof. Baby Bear ate Hair and Human Ear that day. His parents told him that he ate Rigatonni with Scallops ( Rigatonni con Vieiras ), but we already know the true story... even Ex-Goldilocks knows it...

Thanks MARTA from Vigo !

Death

Today is a sad day for fried egg... we received this from a new psycho-killer-cook from Madrid... we suppose he was eaten...



Despite of this, the dish is cool... but you are still a murderer!

Thanks Mariajo?

Let's cry:

Lorena Bobbit's culinary dream....

ASPARAGUS and SMOKED SALMON roll, with Vinaigrette and Red Spawn
(Rollo de Espárragos y Salmón Ahumado, con vinagreta y huevas rojas)


Advices:

Not recommended for upset wives



Hide all knives before sleeping


Say "I love you" or hire a band:


Good luck!

Thanks Jackie from Durango!

Cholesterol Paradise

Cholesterol is a lipid like, waxy alcohol found in the cell membranes and transported in the blood plasma of all animals. It is an essential component of mammalian cell membranes where it is required to establish proper membrane permeability and fluidity. Cholesterol is the principal sterol synthesized by animals...

Animals like this:

Turning into this...

Thanks to Laura from Benidorm and our good friend the Cholesterol !

I'm hungry.....

...These days, we always see zombies looking for fresh flesh...

But Zombies are getting tired of eating too much raw flesh...

Oh think about it... Halloween... they need a good dessert for smiling up again...

So I asked Inma to cook some typical desserts from her home: Catalunya. So she asked me: "Are you crazy? Do you want to feed those killer zombies? " , and I say: "Yes, everybody deserve the right to try new things, although most of us think they are pretty dangerous...". "Ok ok"-she answered me... I'll cook for them...

And here is the result:

PANELLETS, CASTAÑAS y BONIATOS (PANELLETS, CHESTNUTS and SWEET POTATOES)

If you look closely at them, you could see that there are 2 types of Panellets: the ones made of Coconut and the other ones made of Pine Kernels.

They are very typical in Catalonia these days, even Zombies like it:

So, remember, if a zombie is knocking up your door, maybe he/she doesn't want your hand. Be ready with a tray full of delicious and veggy Panellets. Here's the recipe:

Panellets Recipe

Thanks Inma! You saved me this Halloween of being a bit more ugly and bloody than now...